Sleepbreeze and the "God Particle"
Something of a Friday afternoon thought as we prep the products ready for delivery next week, but we may have stumbled on the elusive "God Particle" here at Sleepbreeze.
From all accounts this mythical particle is meant to hold the secret to many of the mysteries of life, the universe and everything. Anything with that many answers in our household would normally be called either "chocolate" or "beer" !
But it did get me thinking. Could this "God Particle" also unlock the key to why so many diets are unsuccessful, whilst others seem to work.
Fundamental to most unsuccessful diets is that we all swear blind that "just looking" at a mere crumb of chocolate cake caused us to pile on the pounds. Clearly there's something about the particles in chocolate cake that transfers both mass and energy without any actual physical contact with them.
Matter with those kind of properties has got to be up there in contention, surely?
Clearly scientists have been wasting their time trekking over to CERN all these years. Cadburys had the answer all along and cornered the market in these elusive particles years ago. Birmingham may need to build a "Large Fudge Collider" to prove my idea, but hey, quality science is worth investing in.
So, at a stroke we've developed the most plausible hypothesis about the "God Particle" in years and it's still only mid-afternoon.
All I can say is that the chocolate cake that won our village fete was both too light and tasty to test this radical new hypothesis on. I sensibly saved the rest of the village from gazing at it and piling on the pounds and deserve a medal for heroism. For now the winner's silver cup on my mantlepiece will do, though. :)
Anyway, just time to thank all our customers who made purchases this week and wish you a good weekend. For those of you off camping, have fun. For those of you away from your families, stay safe.
Back to the "Pick, Pack and Dispatch" bench now and maybe a chance to investigate the intelligence-enhancing properties of Hampshire's fine real ales later.
Andy
Andy's winning chocolate cake to celebrate the village's 115th fete!
